WRITING
McSweeney’s: How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends her Sundays
Slackjaw: This Article Was Co-Written by AI. Can You Tell?
Slackjaw: How We Will Market Your Five-Star Middle School Athlete
Slackjaw: Need to spice up your sex life? Try Wordle!
Slackjaw: 20 Things My Suburban Parents Whispered at Youth Soccer Games
Slackjaw: 20 Things My Suburban Parents Whispered at Christmas Mass
Slackjaw: 20 Things My Suburban Parents Whispered at a Cocktail Party
Slackjaw: Ranking the Family Pets
Slackjaw: Joe Biden’s Cabinet Picks, in His Own Words
Points in Case: We at Edible Arrangements Are So Sorry Your Order Came Five Weeks Late
Points in Case: If You Don't Mind Signing This Disclaimer Before You Enjoy That Raw Meat Sandwich
Points in Case: The Six Stages of Your Posture During Quarantine
Points in Case: How to Bullshit the Perfect Fall Cocktail
*note: At one point I needed to use a pen name for writing humor - hence the names Koko the Gorilla on Slackjaw and Truman Nikolas on Points in Case. I’ve forgotten the origins of both.